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cakefat:

buttfuckbabe:

Just because I post naked pics doesn’t mean I wanna see or hear about your dick. Just because I talk about sexual things doesn’t mean I want to get sexual with you.

I can’t stress this enough.

Yes even if I make posts saying I’m dick deprived it does not mean I want yours.

chrssy:

show up to your funeral like

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(Source: kokupika)

sherlockbringthejam:

kittenskaboodles:

ianthe:

headup-billybuddy:

the-future-mrs-solo:

whatheballs:

shavingryansprivates:

i hate the phrase “life is short” because life is literally the longest thing that any of us will ever experience

unless you experience my penis

I just choked on my food.

that’s not the only thing you’ll choke on

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Don’t they usually put choking hazard warnings on really small things?

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greendale seven appreciation week(s): day seven
free choice: pop culture references

(Source: emmswns)

wow i’m so picky for an ugly person

(Source: vocaroo)


chokokyoko:

kim-stoppable:

cat-eye-chic:

eventualprocrastination:

plasmas-king:

darnni:

THIS IS SERIOUSLY A SALAD DRESSING COMMERCIAL

WHAT ARE YOU REALLY TRYING TO SELL

equal sexual representation between both genders on tv 

i will reblog this over and over until my fingers bleed from reblogging

Lets get zesty

IS THIS WHAT IT’S LIKE FOR MEN TO SEE COMMERCIALS ALL THE TIME?

I’M HONESTLY MOSTLY EXCITED BECAUSE HE IS COOKING

(Source: fweecarter)


the-art-pimpette:

marcys-mareep:

finn’s wizard powers

God Mod OC’s.